Are you a girl who doesn’t like girls? Do you surround yourself with a bunch of dudes because you feel they “get you” better? They’re less hassle? More fun? Hm. Okay. No worries, you just haven’t been properly enlightened about the advantages of having female friends. So let me attempt to establish why your line of thinking could be a bit off-balance. Or at least let me establish that you are now a minority amongst women, because honestly? Girls who don’t like girls – well, I’m sorry, but girls don’t really like you. Here’s why:
You claim to avoid girls, because you “don’t like drama.” Like what? Sure, some women can be dramatic, but for the love of Pete, so can some men. For as many women that are posting cryptic and self-indulgent Twitter statuses, there are just as many men doing the same damn thing. Dare I reference the most recent celebrity nude leaks? The "Fappening" and the source of the majority of this past week's trashy magazine sales? Who started that shit? Oh, a man. Right. The point being, yes some women can bring the dramz, but why critique the entire female sex because of that? Chances are, you hypocritical dames that avoid us – well you’re probably aligning yourselves with men just as susceptible to stirring the pot. Essentially, don’t deprive yourselves of getting to know just how fan-fucking-tastic (and chill) most of your fellow women are.
You have no concept of Girl Code. Unfortunately, you are probably more likely to sleep with someone’s boyfriend or husband, and feel no remorse. You’re the one who will ditch a female “friend” at the bar to go home with a random guy, despite that you were your gal-pal’s ride. You comment on your hand in adultery by saying things like, "There's a reason he's cheating. His girlfriend must suck. It's not my problem." Okay. Even if his girlfriend does suck, so does he, and so do you. Plus it is your problem. You're inevitably choosing to break up a relationship that is not yours to break up. If a guy is worth his salt, you won't have to steal him from another woman. Not to mention dudes have this thing called Bro Code, so thinking men do not practice similar attitudes and standards when it comes to certain dating don'ts is false. At the end of the day, not liking girls is not an excuse to fuck them over.
You pretend to like things so guys think you're cool. Basically you put being a “guy’s girl” before being yourself. You'll drink craft beer, shout obscenities at a football game, but really you’re secretly into Pintrest and fro-yo like all the "basic bitches" you make fun of. Yup. There is definitely a chance that you are covering your own fantastic personality and preferences in order to appear perfectly created for a man. I mean look, if you really like all the same things as the guy you’re into (and you have a bunch of cool female friends), then congratulations, you are his unicorn! However, if you’re doubling up on video games and fantasy drafts, but do not have a single lady friend – you might be a little full of it. Sorry, someone had to say it, but trust me. Most men do not trust women who don’t have female friends. It’s a red flag. So don’t be a fembot. Be you.
You're supporting the belief that we’re the inferior sex. I hate to break it to you, but you are insulting your own gender. Every time you drone, “Ugh I hate girls,” you are not only making an ignorant and broad generalization, but you’re essentially saying you hate yourself as well. Nope, you’re not exempt from your own remark. You’re grouping all the women of the world together in that one small statement, and it’s really a shame, because not every woman in the world is a lame duck. Not by a long shot. Consequently, choosing to believe that it’s okay to forsake all ladies in the favor of men or houseplants, is a big mistake. Whether you realize it or not, with each “Ugh I hate girls,” you are casually enforcing the belief that women are less than men, and that it’s more beneficial for you (a woman) to hang out with men. Now that’s just backwards because today, women are more interesting, challenging, and outspoken as ever! We’re killin’ it. Quite frankly, you’re missing out on the complicated beauty of your own sex. Not to mention all of the strong, smart, and confident women I know, want to surround themselves with other like-minded women. (P.S. That doesn't mean we hate men). Girls supporting and loving each other is cool. This doesn’t mean some girls don’t have their issues, but they’re such a small population of the lady kingdom, don’t punish the rest of us for them. Honestly doll, do yourself a solid, and find a woman you can tolerate. I guarantee she’ll surprise you, and make you realize that liking girls can be pretty darn magical. Go, get thee converted! You won’t regret it.